Did you see the 2nd episode of 24? I've been a bit behind but I'm catching up on Tivo. When the show ended, Jack Bauer was in an airport with about 15 Russian terrorists. It looked like he had a handgun but they all had AK-47s. Also, his new girlfriend's son is in the same building and I get the feeling he's going to go overboard trying to protect that kid. No way Jack Bauer gets out of this jam. He's done for this time.
Long: Russian Terrorists
Short: Jack Bauer
Note: I haven't felt this good about an idea since I shorted Google at $87. That one didn't work out so I feel like I'm due.