Yes yes, this whole $1bn Yahoo-Alibaba stake aquisition deal is big news to some people and I'm sure it will have some sort of really important impact on China, Indochine, Siam and all those places.
But all these stock-crazed investors are missing the glorious naming opportunities as the two funniest corporate names come together as one. When they inevitably decide to create new names and rebrand all their products, a total no-brainer in this analyst's opinion, the possibilities will be endless.
Yahooba has already been penned, but let's delve into my grab bag of branding brilliance:
Aliboohoo. It calls attention to the emptiness of life and the pathos associated with a capitalistic bourgeois existence.
Yalibaboo!. Alludes to a distant time, the golden age of our Half-Human Half-Dinosaur ancestors, who founded civilization 33,000 years ago and created badmitton (still played to this day, the oldest sport in continuous existence).
Baba ali,ya? Hoo!. Who am I? Why am I here? What is the meaning of life? Hoo!
Aliyahooblies. It booms out at you, making its presence felt from the very bosom of inspiration.
American China Auction and Search Corp. Provocative. Basic. Dynamic.
Hot-Hand in the Mahjong Game Inc
It pained my heart to learn that Who's Your Daddy is already taken by a licensing company; but 你的爸爸是谁 is still available.
It's obvious to you that these names are positioned for explosive growth because, well, we said so, and that's all the analysis you need. Strong Buy with a current price target of !.