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- Go to college. Or not.
- Work a max of 40 hrs per week. Do not break this rule under any circumstances.
- Have kids with many women. Paying child support is fun.
- Treat yourself to a car you can't afford. Gas inefficiency is a plus.
- Remember that money which you save will probably be stolen by those crooks at the bank. Spend all your money now to avoid future losses.