12.11.05

Sellout Saturday

Cash flow. We all know what it is. Everybody wants some. In light of our new Longorshort dividend policy, we need it. But how do we get it?

Simple. Sell out as much as possible. Each Saturday we will try and take it down a notch and whore ourselves in new and shameless ways. As part of the deal, the following Saturday we'll let you know how successful our greed was.

This week's sellout: Download the limited edition Firefox through the button on the top left of the sidebar. This only applies to people who don't have Firefox installed already.

You can put cash money in our pockets and make us rich beyond your wildest dreams. Don't know what the Firefox browser is and why it is good to use? Well we don't know either, but rumor has it that it turns html into gold and sends it directly into your bank account. Either that or it makes you 4 inches taller and 3x as smart.

Each time you download Firefox and install it, use it, and love it, Google issues us a single share in their company. Or gives us a dollar. We're unsure about that part.

Download it now before Google runs out of Firefoxes and has to make more.