"It's great to be back in the cab. First day back since my license got taken away."
-heard as I got in a taxi yesterday
He was a 55yo drugged out looking cabbie, and he managed to get me to the BCBG Max Azria investors' meeting, while talking to himself and with his mood oscillating between jubilation and severe angritude. I survived, but I wouldn't buy stock in the likelihood that all his passengers survive.
Recommendation: Short insane people driving me places.